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Beerfest Fun! Flint Hills, Parkville, and Nanofest, plus the 9 Myces decrees for beerfest survival!

Any followers of the blog are familiar with our love obsession of Beerfests, particularly the pearly gates of the Parkville Beerfest. Where else can you find such nicely organized afternoon drunkenness? Below are the 9 Myces decrees, that have been passed down from Great-Grandfather, Saccharo Myces. They will enlighten you on proper etiquitte and teach you how to not only survive but thrive during a beerfest. This is the first time this information has been disseminated to the public, so make you retweet and share this post with your friends. Enjoy!

Get a ride: Uber, Lyft, cab, your pregnant wife, bicycle, anything but driving yourself.

Pre-hydrate and rehydrate: Drink a sports drink or bottle of water on the way to the event, then set an alarm on your phone for every 30 minutes, as a reminder to drink another glass of water. As Jake "The Snake" Roberts said, “I don't really buy beer, I just rent it.” (Go to 1:30 on the video)

Food: Make or purchase a pretzel necklace, eat …

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