Bud Light Party Cruise?

Four days, 3 nights, 2 cruise ships, 1 beer! So it appears that the folks at InBev have chartered a couple boats to Nassau for Halloween weekend. But at the rock-bottom price of $174/person, I'm positive the crowd will be lured directly from state fairgrounds across the Midwest. I could be wrong, but it sounds a bit too much like something Cousin Eddie would drag his kin to. Do you think the majority of the luggage on board will consist of plastic trash bags and empty Bud Light cases?

"Hey, I wunner if this thang can float?"

Say, do you think they'll serve up some squirrel on the trip? Anyhow, ya'll strap on yer helmets and have a good time. Oh, and don't forget to bring extra cut-offs for the pool.