Monday, March 2, 2009

Sami - What! Chlaus Malt Liquor


When the beer weighs in at 14% ABV all I can do is rap:
Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Wes Port just to see how he’s doing.
Hello?
What up, Wes?
Yo Bull E., what’s crackin?
You thinking what I’m thinkin?
Malt Licqa!
Man, it’s happenin!
But first my hunger pains are hurtin like anal.
Let’s dig out the muffin pan and cook some bacon egg cups
No doubt those cups got all the mad lushness
I love those bacon-egg cups like the Dude loves White Russians.
Two! No six! No Twelve! Bakers Dozen!
I told you that I’m crazy for these egg cups, cousin.
Yo, where’s the malt licqa at?
Vegetable crisper.
Well, let’s find some pint glasses to pour into
I prefer goblets.
Those are good, too.
Pilsner glasses are the best.
True that.
Double True!
Open and pour.
Tip the glass, dude.
How does it taste, Wes?
Like Purple Passion mutha @$!#@!
It’s the Sami- What! Chlaus Malt Liquor
Yes, the Sami - What?..Chlaus Malt Liquor!
We love that Sami - What?..Chlaus Malt Liquor!
Pass that Sami (what?)..Chlaus Malt Liquor!

It’s the Sami- What! Chlaus Malt Liquor
Yes, the Sami - What?..Chlaus Malt Liquor!
We love that Sami - What?..Chlaus Malt Liquor!
Pass that Sami (what?)..Chlaus Malt Liquor!

2 comments:

  1. It's really more of a dopplebock than anything. I think the malt liquor is just one of those weird label things. In Texas any beer over a certain percentage has to be called an "ale" or "malt liquor" even if it is a lager. That's why you see ale on Paulaner Oktoberfest labels.

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  2. HomeBrewHawk- Dude! Way to buzzkill my enjoyment of lazy sunday malt licqa.

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