Sunday, October 11, 2009

Happy Irish Fest!

Three men walk into the beer garden at Weston's Irish Fest: a Frenchman, an Italian and an Irishman. Each orders one beer. Three flies come along and one fly lands in each man's beer.

The Italian man plucks the fly out of his beer, says, "Tutto e bene" (all is well)" and drinks the beer.

The Frenchman shows his beer with the bug still inside it to the bartender and demands another drink.

The Irishman yanks the bug out of the beer, grabs it by it's wings, shakes it while yelling

"Cough it up, you wee thievin' bastard!"

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