Oh, For Lack of a Vase
Two women in Dublin see two drunk men coming down the street. The first woman says "Will you look at those two drunks?" The other woman says, "Well, at least your feller has brought you some flowers." And the first woman says, "You know what that means? I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all week." And the other woman asks, "Why, have you not got a vase?"