Here's a little essay titled, "Wes Thinks KC Should be SMOKE FREE"
Do you hate having your clothes reek of secondary smoke after an evening or night out on the town? Just means more laundry. If we had a smoking ban in place, we could not only save money on health care costs city-wide, but we could save WATER by not having to wash our clothes the second we get home. I know…you think I'm gross, not wanting to wash my clothes. But come on, I'm sure you wear your jeans a couple or three (or eight -- you know who you are) times before throwing them in the washer. My point is, and I love being up on this little soap box right now, that smokers should be forced to take it outside and not make the healthy majority of us share their bad habit along with them. It's disgusting, and it makes your teeth yellow…
Here's a beautiful illustration: Once a friend from Florida visited and was shocked when he learned that you can choose "smoking" or "non-smoking" in KC restaurants. He wasn't sure what was being asked of him, because in the
Here are my top ten reasons why I hate smoke in restaurants and bars:
- It makes for more friggin' laundry. I love to go out, but I HATE all the extra and unnecessary laundry that comes along with it. I mean, my GOD! Have you ever BEEN to the KC casinos?
ONE-POINT-FOUR seconds in any one of them, and you've already smoked a pack and a half yourself! And your clothes are practically tarnished in soot.
- Spontaneous combustion. Secondary smoke forces healthy lungs to go black and wither and DIE almost instantaneously. Smokey the Bear would be ALARMED!
- It's rude! I hate it when you have to get up and move to another table or spot at the bar when someone's smoke trail is blowing directly into your face. Your eyes turn red and you gag and cough. The coughs turn into dry heaves. It's ugly.
- It hypothetically increases health care costs (when you look at all of the secondary smoke "users" nation-wide). I guesstimate we can save more than $14 trillion per year by eliminating smoking in public spaces. And that's a lot. We could turn around and buy all the smokers annual supplies of Nicorette with a windfall like that, and in essence, ELIMINATE the need for health care altogether!
- It's the main cause of global warming. For evidence of this just
LOOKat the glaciers. New , York , and New Orleans, Florida in Venice will all be lost to the seas shortly because of the smokers. Yes, I blame them -- mostly. Italy
- It's giving us all CANCER -- or at least bad smelling hair and clothes (which is
- The only things smokin' that should be allowed into bars/restaurants are "smokin' hot people!" Like Paris and Nicole. (Unless they smoke, then they should not be allowed in.)
- If you re-arrange the word smoking, you can spell "Mo Kings." Not sure where I'm going with this one, but went there anyway.
- Smoked meat (of any kind) is fantablous. That should be allowed to stay in bars along with the smokin' hot people.
- If smokers are allowed to continue polluting indoor air, why don't they force bars/restaurants to build "airport smoke chambers" so everyone can smoke inside a big glass box and we can watch them from the safety of the fresh air outside? If you haven't seen these creepy death boxes, fly out to
in Hartsfield-Jackson Airport . Yep, brings a whole new meaning to airport "terminal…" Atlanta
So, I know it's a hot issue (no pun intended) but it is really a pet peeve of mine to have to literally swim into a restaurant, bar or other entertainment venue, using my machete to slice my way through the thick clouds of smoke. It should not be this unenjoyable to go out and spend an evening with friends.
Ok, just some of my personal opinions.