Allow me to save you a few minutes and sum it up:
- Drinking Anheuser-Busch products means you are grounded but probably don't jive with authority figures, prone to "frat boy-like personalities" and generally suck at planning ahead.
- If you drink Heineken you are a pompous show off who is easily distracted by luxury items.
- Blue Moon drinkers are non-voting hippies and bad parents who too busy smoking the pot to realize Blue Moon is owned by Coors.
- And finally, if you like craft beers it just means you are horrible with deadlines, don't have a great sense of responsibility and you love to watch "The Office."
It's almost too easy to make jokes about the Bud and Bud Light findings. I mean, drinking Red White Dynamite makes you 42% more likely to drive a truck? Who knew? It also means you're more likely to use breath freshening strips to cover up the your Bud Breath...
I'm not sure I buy the assumption that Bud Light drinkers are easy to get along with. It's been my experience that if you aren't wearing a wicked sweet Ed Hardy shirt or in the same frat as a Bud Light drinker, then you probably won't get along very well.
I'd love take a dig at the Apple laptop using, Prius driving Blue Moon drinkers but I've gotta go choose what movie we're going to see at the theater tonight.