Beer Shaped Sausage
Isn't America wonderful? Every want and need can be fulfilled. Even if you want a hunk of sausage (I believe only salami is available) that looks like your favorite beer. Alright, maybe not your favorite beer but at least your favorite mass produced beer. As an added bonus you can get a log of cheddar shaped like a beer mug. This is perfect for the beer soaked Christmas party season.
Thanks to Nate the Great for the tip. I do have one question though, am I supposed to eat the label?